Another celebrity parent passed away, following Jane Seymour’s mother and the Osmond family patriarch, George. Kanye West’s mother, Donda, possibly died due to complications during plastic surgery. Fifty-eight year old Dr. West was a retired professor and former chairwoman of Chicago State University’s English department. She also manged Kanye’s West Brands business and the non-profit Kanye West Foundation. Apparently, she was warned in June against cosmetic surgery due to a health condition.

Despite recently claims that Angelina Jolie is anorexic (hardly!!), she split her skin-tight leather pants on her backside. Hubby Brad Pitt came to her aid, covering up the split seam with his hand, fingers splayed. This wardrobe malfunction happened at the premiere of Beowulf, the Neil Gaiman-penned movie, directed by Roger Zemeckis. Brad and Angelina have been declared by some as the two sexiest celebrities in the world. Let’s hope they have lots of babies together. It’d almost be a travesty if they didn’t. Can you just imagine how beautiful a race of Brangelina spawn would be?

Britney Spears, who has supposedly recently missed 8 of 14 court-ordered random drug tests (apparently due to lack of a reliable phone number), tested positive for drugs. Says her handlers, they’re prescription drugs.

Her mother Lynne blames herself for her daughter’s messed up life. Damn straight. Lynne Spears pushed and pushed and pushed her daughter into stardom, the way I recall it a few years back. I’ve known a few people who would probably have become stars, if not for their overbearing mothers. Let’s just hope someone saves Brit before she does something drastic and irreversible.

Lindsay Lohan, not long out of rehab, is at it again, getting paparazzi to snap pics of her by “accidentally” showing her undies. Ole Fire Crotch was actually wearing undies this time, but flashing’s unavoidable when you’re wandering around in public wearing a shirt that pretends to be a skirt. Lindsay, does this have anything to do with you losing a million-dollar party gig to Paris?

Christina Aguilera, who recently admitted to being pregnant, had a baby shower and invited a bunch of drag queens. I have no words other than ummm, why?

View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck - who verbally tusseled with former co-host Rosie O’Donnell quite often before going on maternity leave - recently had a baby boy. Today, she called in to The View and announced the name of her new baby: Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck, who weighed just under 8 lbs at birth. Husband Tim is an Arizona Cardinals backup quarterback.

Elisabeth is one of many celebs who are either pregnant or who have just given birth. It’s like someone flew over Hollyweird and impregnated most of the female celebs.

Britain’s Prince Harry is single once again after his lovely blonde girlfriend Chelsy Davy split up with him, saying she needed some time and space for herself. Maybe it was the Nazi outfit he wore a couple of years ago? Or the fact that he went to a rugby match in Paris instead of her 22nd birthday party.

Damn, girl, where we can get summa dat? As Celebitchy reports, Paris Hilton, buddy of Nicole Richie, is famous for doing nothing (and being really, really stupid and untalented and naked), and now she’ll get a million for simply partying at LAX in Las Vegas this New Year’s Eve. She’s apparently replacing Lindsay Lohan, who is just out of rehab. Now, I wonder if Paris intends to save drunk elephants in India before or after this party? If she parties hard enough on New Year’s Eve, she just might see some pink elephants.

Rihanna might like grabbing other girls’ boobies, but Pink - who sometimes looks quite butch - likes to kiss girls. She denies she’s having a lesbian affair, and has been fighting off rumors that her marriage with Carey Hart is troubled - which she says is crap.

Rihanna, who recently admitted to dating Josh Hartnett, apparently is all grabby and likes to grab other girls breasts. Egotastic asks why 19-year old girls like to get kinky for the camera. Maybe it’s all those years of girls gone way wild shoots at spring break locations?