Take a look at this pic of Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley and ask yourself which is mom and which is daughter. The King’s daughter Lisa - at left in the pic - is looking a bit haggard. Ex-wife Priscilla, now 62, actually looks younger but scary at the same time. I mean, her face is reflecting light, and she’s dressed like a 20 year-old goth chick - pale-faced, dyed hair, black clothes.

During a Spice Girls performance at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, Super Slutty Spice Geri Halliwell apparently points at Posh Spice’s belly and indicates a bun in the oven. Maybe that’s why Beckham ran away to coach Snoop Dogg’s kids?

Watch the video below, if you’re inclined, but I didn’t catch it.

After an Ugly Betty wrap party in Hollywood, David Blue was mugged by two men at gunpoint. The muggers took his wallet and his friend’s purse and camera phone.

How can someone so famous be so screwed up, drifting nowhere without any guidance? Paparazzi standing outside a gas station waiting for Britney Spears were treated to her shouting out that she stole a lighter.

It’s Britney, bitch. No, Britney, you are the bitch. Anyone serious about getting back partial (or full) custody of her kids doesn’t go around stealing lighters - or at least not openly announcing it. Maybe she needs to have a chat with Winona Ryder about what five-finger discounts get you. A hard lesson will do you good.

Did David Beckham - aka Mr. Posh Spice - get tired of the relative lack of interest in soccer in N. America? Who knows. But apparently Snoop Dogg’s kids love soccer. At least they do now, after dad convinced them to try soccer, and they convinced him to get Beckham to coach them.

Now if you’re wondering about the connection between the two stars, watch the video below, which refers to them discussing a joint movie-making venture. Well Snoop Dogg in a movie is fine by me, but I say no thanks to David Beckham.

Justin Timberlake, one of the most mediocre singer/ songwriters I’ve ever heard, thinks he’s hotter than Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Wait a minute. Isn’t that like comparing actors and oranges (to butcher a metaphor)? I mean, there’s no comparison.

Clooney and Pitt are both hot, both are talented actors. Pitt is helping people all over the world and Clooney might be as well. What has Timberlake done, other than release one mediocre album after another and slept with a few famous Hollyweird hotties (including the sizzling Jessica Biel).

But after Barbara Walters declared Timberlake as one of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007, he’s let it go to his head, supposedly declaring that he’s hotter than Pitt and Clooney. Well fortunately 2007 is over in a few weeks.

Speaking of Brad Pitt, mouthy Juliette Lewis - who’s made a career of playing scrawny, mouth trailer trash characters - apparently said Pitt was no BIG deal in bed. Click on the link, then enlarge the photo at DListed to decide for yourself. Either Lewis is full of crap or Angelina Jolie doesn’t care.

Porn Star Marey Carey recently had her breast implants removed and had the brilliant idea of selling them for auction on E-Bay. Is anyone else grossed out about this? I dislike implants in general, but $12,000?

Seems that Jessica Sierra isn’t the (semi) celebrity to hurl racial epithets at police officers while drunk. Vivica A. Fox pleaded no contest to a DUI, but when she’d been pulled over by police in March, she supposedly made racist comments to one officer and even called him racist.

Daniel Baldwin, second oldest of the Baldwin brothers, was filming in Toronto when he shoulda been in court. So now there’s a bench warrant out for his arrest, and the judge has revoked his probation.

Exactly who is Paris Hilton dating this week? It appears that it’s wealthy ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, at least judging by reports that she was all over him. Apparently she freaked out that some other girl (reputedly Caronline Vreeland) was paying attention to him, yelling at him, dancing in front of him, then finally resorting to punching the girl. A Hilton rep of course denies this. Now wasn’t Paris dating someone else last week?