Alicia Silverstone has said that she’d love to see a naked Oprah. Sounds kind of strange, right? Well she’s referring to PETA’s “I’d rather go naked” campaigns, which suggest nakedness over wearing fur. Silverstone caused a controversy when she revealed a fair bit in a PETA TV commercial earlier this year, unlike Eva Mendes, whose poster was just released. Silverstone said that Oprah is a powerful woman and hopes that she might get involved too.

With recent fake news about Britney Spears being preggers with her third runt… I mean child… and that followed by fake news about her having a miscarriage [or maybe some of it was real?], I’m thinking California’s Child Services agency (or whatever they call it) should slap a chastity belt on the former Mouseketeer (or whatever semblance normalcy she once was) and her famestruck vajajay. (And please revoke her driver’s license, someone.)

And while they’re at it, do something to K-Fed, who’s on, what, his fourth kid. The guy barely works, yet he’s one of the most influential people under 45. Sure he is. What great role models: screw rich, disturbed starlets, get’em preggers, then try to take their money. Are men the new golddiggers?

So Lindsay, Paris and Britney and a whackload more Hollyweird celebs have been flashing their collective vajajays, followed by Christina putting down the Slut Sisters but flashing her own American Pie - not to mentioned a naked pregnant cover for Marie Claire. And Keira Knightley gets naked for pretty much any photographer that asks. Some of you stars just need some clothes - Eva Mendes excepted.

Call me insane but I don’t find Eva Mendes all that attractive, but mainly because I think she overdoes it on eye shadow. Drop the excess eyeshadow and you have an attractive woman. But I’m happy to look at her trim, smooth, naked behind in her poster for an “I’d rather go naked” PETA campaign.

Someone slap me. I thought Ghost Whisperer star and producer Jennifer Love Hewitt (ex Party of Five) was still dating Alec Baldwin, but she’s now engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall. The two have been vacationing on the beach, where some paparazzi snapped pics. Now, if you watch her show, you know that ghosts materialize to her eyes only. Well, it appears that Hewitt had some extra tushy materialize. Or so some journos would have you believe.

Hewitt defended her slightly ample behind, saying that size 2 is not fat. Bravo. I always thought she was way too skinny but top heavy (fake boobs). Now, baby got back. Maybe she’s pregnant like the rest of female Hollywood this year?

If the “beautiful people” feel ugly, what hope is there for the rest of us? Bad self image lead the once lovely Joan Van Ark to plastic surgery, and she now looks like Michael Jackson. She had no need to get a pinched nose. And then gladly appear for photos.

Lily Allen felt short, fat and ugly, and heart murmur diagnosis spurred her to lose nearly 20 pounds in just over a month. Gotta admit, though, that she’s looking good.

And then of course, there are the stars who deny having had any work done. Watch the video below for some surprises. The really unfortunate thing is that the prevailing trend is for pinched noses, which look so unnatural. And once it’s done, they can’t go back. Many of these women actually looked much better before surgery.

Maybe the five seconds of jailtime for a DUI charge in July made her a better person, but Simple Life simpleton Nicole Richie did a nice, nice thing. After her baby shower, she and Joel Madden (her baby-to-be daddy) gave away all the gifts to a hundred moms through their Richie Madden Children’s Foundation.

Bravo. Would that someone would take Britney Spears in hand and get her to stop spending money like mad and instead spend time with her kids, and even do some charitable work. It might go a long way towards her getting partial custody of her kids again. That and if she stops driving through red lights with them, smoking in the car, and running over the feet of paparazzi and police.

One time friends Britney Spears and Paris Hilton might have a feud going on. Well okay, they do. What else would you call it, with Britney threatening to leak a new Paris sex tape? Word is that Paris says it’s crap and doesn’t seem to be worried.

Speaking of feuds, word is that Brad Pitt’s mother invited his ex, Jennifer Aniston, to Christmas dinner and Angelina Jolie (who stole Pitt away from Aniston) is fuming. Maybe Aniston and Jolie’s brother James Haven will fall for each other so that we don’t have to watch the brother and sister pair tonguing each other in public anymore.

As to why mom did it, maybe these videos below, showing Christmas at the Pitts pre-divorce (Aniston, not Jolie), might reveal something. Warning: naughty language.

Yeah, verily. Word is that Kiefer Sutherland, who just started his 48-day jail sentence, is being a model citizen. (He even turned himself in about 2 weeks early.) Let’s recap: most of Hollyweird is either pregnant or being arrested for DUI. Or both, in the case of Nicole Richie a few months back.

Now correct me if I’m wrong: Hollywood screenwriters are striking for more pay. But it appears that the celebs aren’t getting paid enough since they seem unable to afford a cab ride, to avoid drinking and driving. Or have all the chauffers in town quit?

Racecar driver Helio Castroneves, also winner of this year’s Dancing With the Stars, thinks he’s fooling us. He says he’s single again, and that his dance partner Julianne Hough is on vacation. Does that mean they’re not dating? Well, he does say that he and she are becoming good friends and they’ll see each other again. Yeah, right. Who could deny the chemistry they had during the competition - especially the long kiss? Helio’s fiance called off their engagement shortly after that.