You already know that Britney Spears supposedly held up a lighter, after leaving a gas station, and said to paparazzi, “I stole a lighter. I’m bad,” or something of that sort. (A photographer later paid for the lighter.) Well as The Sun points out, she recently also stole a wig from a sex shop and was accused of stealing four coats from a fashion designer during her (Britney’s) birthday celebrations.

Excellent role model. At this rate, she might just steal her kids back. Oh wait, that’s kidnapping. Of course, she’s apparently delving into blackmail, supposedly threatening to release a lesbian sex tape featuring Slut Sisters ex-friend Paris Hilton. Add to that the swearing at paparazzi, being banned from a salon and a nightclub, and making Sam Lufti disappear. On the plus side - sort of - Britney’s beating Paris in online auction sites.