We’re just going to go ahead and write it up today, so we can take the day off on Tuesday…

 McCain demands a recount because that’s just the type of Maverick he is.  Tina Fey can now just concentrate on 30 Rock.

Four years later, Eminem is back with a new album and a new track “I’m having a relapse,” causing quite a stir on the internet.  Not to mention his new book, The Way I AM.  This 200 page book takes the reader into the rappers childhood and adolescence as well as behind the scenes of his musical career.  It includes behind-the-scenes photos and original lyric sheets.  Over the years, Eminem’s accomplishments have won him nine Grammy’s and an Oscar.

Like a fighter backed into corner, the McCain came out swinging with attacks on Obama. 

If current polling is accurate and stands up on Election Day, Obama could well win by a large margin. Obama leads McCain by 49 percent to 45 percent among likely voters in a three-day national tracking poll by Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby, a slight dip from his 5-point advantage on Monday. So, like a tired MMA fighter, McCain could be walking right into a knockout punch.

McCain solidified his support among white and male voters but Obama retained double-digit leads among women and independent voters — two key swing blocs.

Although McCain has been trying to distance himself from Bush, most people can’t really see any much difference from the “Bush Doctrine” .

We’re just going to ahead and say it - Obama is the next President of The United States (We can never be wrong because, we can just edit this part).

A mannequin closely resembling governor, Sarah Palin, was hung by the neck outside a home in West Hollywood in honor of Halloween. On the roof sat a replica of Senator John McCain surrounded by flames apparently being burnt to death. This public display created complaints from the locals.  Officials dismissed the complaints however, claiming the homeowner was protected by the right of free speech.

Stars like Scarlet Johansen, Megan Fox, Selma Blaire and Hayden Panettiere are all set to be featured in PopCardz, the latest line of celebrity trading cards.  The idea came from two Hollywood ex-agents Ted Kurie and Christian Troy.  Christian said, “We were really looking for artists who were credible and popular - but not because of scandal.” PopCardz will feature each Star’s birth date, hometown, motto, favorite charity, movie, song, book, place, sport, food and one secret.  The Cards will be released beginning of November.

And who could be the mother of Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.’s new baby boy born Wednesday October 22, 2008? The identity of the mother still remains unknown.  We do know however, the baby boy was born yesterday afternoon  at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati. Ex-Wife Antonia Carter claims not to be the mother.  9 year old Reginae is enough for now.  But will Lil Wayne lay off the pussy? Song titles such as, pussy monster, pussy money weed and prostitute flange tell otherwise. Apparently Lil Wayne feels he needs to share his sweetness with the world.

Teen sensation, Rihanna teams up with heartthrob Justin Timberlake to film taboo music video for song “Rehab” off Rihanna’s latest album Good Girl Gone Bad.  Justin recently said of Rihanna, “she has a keen fashion sense and on top of that she’s hot. Whatever it is, she’s got it.”  It’s no wonder Justin could hardly keep his eyes away when Rihanna bent forward, according to UK reports. What would Jessica say to that Justin??

The NY Post reports that on the set of “Ugly Betty” that things go ugly between Lindsay Lohan and the popular ABC show’s star America Ferrara that Lohan was cut from an agreed-upon six episodes to four. One production source said, “It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess.”

In addition, Lohan “would obsessively cut pictures of herself out of the tabloids like she was creating some sort of scrapbook and refused to go on set until America was there - it was a power play.”

According to sources,  there’s an episode called “Granny Pants” where Lindsay plays America’s old high school nemesis.  In one scene, America’s charater turns the tables on her old nemesis and instead “de-pants” Lindsay. Problem is Lindsay has been know to go commando and sure enough, let’s say it was a little embarrasing for Lindsay. In any case, her posse claims that she had a G-string on and was very upset because the scene wasn’t rehearsed that way!

“With stomach problems, you never know what’s going on,” Hough wrote in a FanCast posting. “It could’ve been appendicitis. It turned out just to be a bad stomach. As my mom said, better safe than sorry.”

The 20-year-old professional dancer, who’s partnered with “Hannah Montana” actor Cody Linley on the popular ABC dancing competition, went to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center following the live results show Tuesday. Hough said she hadn’t been feeling well all day and “curled up in a ball” backstage after the show.

“I’d never been in an emergency room before,” she wrote. “I was grateful I wasn’t there for anything more serious than a bad stomach ache.”

Ah, remember those teen years, meeting with a group of friends and enjoying a fine meal at an eatery of distinction. Then before you can say check please, y’all head to the exit.  Just don’t leave your leave purse behind with your ID and weed.

Bossier City spokesman Mark Natale (nuh-TAL-ee) said Wednesday that police found 18-year-old Lindsey Evans’ pocketbook when they were called to a restaurant where four young women left Saturday without paying a $46.07 check. He says her driver’s license and suspected marijuana were inside. Police arrested all four for theft when the group returned for Evans’ pocketbook, and three were booked on drug charges. Sponsor RPM Productions, Inc. says Evans was stripped of the title Tuesday because of her arrest.