Way back in the late 1980s or early 1990s, someone in media made a claim that more than 75% of male actors in Hollywood were gay, despite their public appearances with women. I’ve never heard anything about any percentage of lesbian actresses, but they are out there. And actors of either gay or lesbian persuasion are starting to come out, less afraid for their careers.

For example, Neil Patrick Harris of Doogie Howser, MD, fame - and currently on the hit comedy How I Met Your Mother - came out, as did TR Knight of Grey’s Anatomy. And while accepting an award recently, Jodie Foster made reference to Cydney Bernard, long-rumored to be her life partner. Queen Latifah, on the other hand, denied rumors she’s marrying her long-time personal trainer.

Yeah! Finally, a well-known actress, Dame Helen Mirren, speaks out against fake breasts, saying they look “weird and unnatural” and even “like fruit in a bra”. Personally, like fake lips, I dislike fake breasts. Unfortunately, powerful people in Hollywood probably believe that most of the male populace likes big boobs - even fake ones - and it’s rumored that some actresses are given a choice of ehancing or giving up their careers. If it’s true, it’s unfortunate.

You’ve heard of the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack and whatever other clique Hollywood actors have formed. Now, I give you the Pussy Pack. Okay, I had nothing to do with it. The Pussy Pack are the actresses who forget their underwear and appear on camera showing off their kitty. But in addition to this, there’s a small group who keeps showing off their hoo-hah. These I name the Slut Sisters, and include Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton. Christina Aguilera isn’t in the group yet because she’s only flashed once - that I know of, despite enjoying being naked.

Love ya, Jack, but 9,000? That’s the number of children Jack Nicholson says he could be the father of, given how “free” his lifestyle was years ago. Sure his comment is off the cuff, but yeah riiiiiight. He does in fact have four children birthed by three women. Player!! I never knew. Maybe he’s responsible for most of female Hollywood being pregnant?

Jessica Sierra, American Idol washout and professional cop-cusser, was to perform in a holiday tribute for U.S. troops in Washington, but was uninvited thanks to her stellar drunken behavior, kicking and swearing at cops, and hurling racial epithets after one office turned down her offer of oral favors in lieu of jail. I guess her time on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew didn’t go so well. Sierra did wish the troops well over a year ago, as the video below shows.

Take a look at this pic of Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley and ask yourself which is mom and which is daughter. The King’s daughter Lisa - at left in the pic - is looking a bit haggard. Ex-wife Priscilla, now 62, actually looks younger but scary at the same time. I mean, her face is reflecting light, and she’s dressed like a 20 year-old goth chick - pale-faced, dyed hair, black clothes.

During a Spice Girls performance at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, Super Slutty Spice Geri Halliwell apparently points at Posh Spice’s belly and indicates a bun in the oven. Maybe that’s why Beckham ran away to coach Snoop Dogg’s kids?

Watch the video below, if you’re inclined, but I didn’t catch it.

After an Ugly Betty wrap party in Hollywood, David Blue was mugged by two men at gunpoint. The muggers took his wallet and his friend’s purse and camera phone.

Porn Star Marey Carey recently had her breast implants removed and had the brilliant idea of selling them for auction on E-Bay. Is anyone else grossed out about this? I dislike implants in general, but $12,000?

Seems that Jessica Sierra isn’t the (semi) celebrity to hurl racial epithets at police officers while drunk. Vivica A. Fox pleaded no contest to a DUI, but when she’d been pulled over by police in March, she supposedly made racist comments to one officer and even called him racist.

Daniel Baldwin, second oldest of the Baldwin brothers, was filming in Toronto when he shoulda been in court. So now there’s a bench warrant out for his arrest, and the judge has revoked his probation.