Alicia Silverstone has said that she’d love to see a naked Oprah. Sounds kind of strange, right? Well she’s referring to PETA’s “I’d rather go naked” campaigns, which suggest nakedness over wearing fur. Silverstone caused a controversy when she revealed a fair bit in a PETA TV commercial earlier this year, unlike Eva Mendes, whose poster was just released. Silverstone said that Oprah is a powerful woman and hopes that she might get involved too.

So Lindsay, Paris and Britney and a whackload more Hollyweird celebs have been flashing their collective vajajays, followed by Christina putting down the Slut Sisters but flashing her own American Pie - not to mentioned a naked pregnant cover for Marie Claire. And Keira Knightley gets naked for pretty much any photographer that asks. Some of you stars just need some clothes - Eva Mendes excepted.

Call me insane but I don’t find Eva Mendes all that attractive, but mainly because I think she overdoes it on eye shadow. Drop the excess eyeshadow and you have an attractive woman. But I’m happy to look at her trim, smooth, naked behind in her poster for an “I’d rather go naked” PETA campaign.

If the “beautiful people” feel ugly, what hope is there for the rest of us? Bad self image lead the once lovely Joan Van Ark to plastic surgery, and she now looks like Michael Jackson. She had no need to get a pinched nose. And then gladly appear for photos.

Lily Allen felt short, fat and ugly, and heart murmur diagnosis spurred her to lose nearly 20 pounds in just over a month. Gotta admit, though, that she’s looking good.

And then of course, there are the stars who deny having had any work done. Watch the video below for some surprises. The really unfortunate thing is that the prevailing trend is for pinched noses, which look so unnatural. And once it’s done, they can’t go back. Many of these women actually looked much better before surgery.

One time friends Britney Spears and Paris Hilton might have a feud going on. Well okay, they do. What else would you call it, with Britney threatening to leak a new Paris sex tape? Word is that Paris says it’s crap and doesn’t seem to be worried.

Speaking of feuds, word is that Brad Pitt’s mother invited his ex, Jennifer Aniston, to Christmas dinner and Angelina Jolie (who stole Pitt away from Aniston) is fuming. Maybe Aniston and Jolie’s brother James Haven will fall for each other so that we don’t have to watch the brother and sister pair tonguing each other in public anymore.

As to why mom did it, maybe these videos below, showing Christmas at the Pitts pre-divorce (Aniston, not Jolie), might reveal something. Warning: naughty language.

Racecar driver Helio Castroneves, also winner of this year’s Dancing With the Stars, thinks he’s fooling us. He says he’s single again, and that his dance partner Julianne Hough is on vacation. Does that mean they’re not dating? Well, he does say that he and she are becoming good friends and they’ll see each other again. Yeah, right. Who could deny the chemistry they had during the competition - especially the long kiss? Helio’s fiance called off their engagement shortly after that.

Trump Didn’t Leave a $10,000 Tip
Derober.com is either really clever or had an unreliable source when they showed a restaurant receipt supposedly signed by Donald Trump and boasting a $10,000 tip for a bill under $100. Yeah, right. The Donald leave that big a tip? The Donald says it’s a publicity stunt by the restaurant.

Real Estate by Night, Britney?
Britney Spears supposedly booked an appointment with her real estate agent to see a house a night, despite already owning two in the Beverly Hills area. Why at night, you ask? Well probably so she would escape notice of the paparazzi and not run over their feet. Except she wore her stupid pink wig.

Lipstick on Your Collar, Kelly Osbourne
Well, bosom really. Someone of the female persuasion appears to have planted her lipsticked lips on Kelly Osbourne’s bared bosom. Either that or Ozzy really is the devil, and as his spawn, Kelly can kiss her own boobies.

Breaking News: Baby Spice is Dumb
Oh wait, is that news? Baby Spice, who is once again torturing us thanks to the new Spice Girls tour, says she gets so worked up on stage that she forgets her lyrics. Too bad they couldn’t all forget. Exactly how does Baby looks so babyfaced a hundred years after their last tour?

Breaking News: Posh Spice is a Gay Man
Stop looking at me funny. Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, said she’s a gay man in a woman’s body. That was after she revealed that she sleeps naked when soccer hubby David is in bed too. Confusing? Well, she was also chastising all those celebrities that release fashion items/ accessories under their name but have nothing to do with the design. My head hurts. Maybe she, like Baby Spice, actually forgot what she really meant to say.

Bouncing Baby Hennessy
Is there any female celeb in Hollyweird not pregnant? Crossing Jordan star Jill Hennessy just gave birth to a boy, Gianni, in late November, but it wasn’t announced until this week. Husband Paolo Mastropietro contributed sperm.

Dumbest People in Hollyweird
Speaking of dumb, Firecrotch Lindsay Lohan has the dubious honor of being designated the dumbest person in hollywood.

Dolly Parton has an Open Marriage?
Um okay. Well, she didn’t say that she and her husband cheat. She did say that if they do cheat on each other, they don’t know about it, and that “it’s very good for both of us.”

John Mayer is a Cad
Or something like that. He went from Minka Kelly to recently slimmed-down Ricki Lake and back to Cameron Diaz in what appears to have been about a week. What do you say? Cad?

More Drunken Celebs: Vivica Fox
Like I’ve said before, everyone in Hollyweird is either pregnant, flashing their privates, or drunk. Speaking of which, Vivica A. Fox pleaded no contest to a DUI charge, and Ray Liotta pleaded no contest to reckless driving.

Depending on whom you believe, Scott Weiland’s drug addiction ruined the once-popular rock band Stone Temple Pilots. Weiland was in and out of jail and rehab. Now a member of Velvet Revolver with Slash (ex-Guns’n'Roses) and others, Weiland has been arrested for DUI - but for drugs, not alcohol. To make things worse, Weiland refused to take blood or urine test, and failed the sobriety test.

Jessica Sierra, an American Idol finalist (but not winner), is looking hideous and washed out. And when she was arrested for causing a disturbance outside a Florida bar on the weekend, she went insane, kicking cops, insulting them, and more. She told one female officer she’d f*ck her up, kick her ass.

Of course, to show how tough she was, Sierra vomited in the back of a cruiser, then offered oral favors if she wasn’t sent to jail. When her generous offer was rejected, she started hurling racial slurs (the N word) at one officer.

This isn’t the first time Sierra has been arrested for being a violent nuisance, as the video below shows. No word yet whether Sierra went to the same school for Hollyweird trailer trash as Britney Spears. Let’s hope she keeps her panties on and doesn’t have children with K-Fed (one of the most influential people under 45 my ass).

If you missed it a couple of weeks ago, Sarah Michelle Gellar (aka Buffy) decided to give hubby Freddie Prinze Jr. a gift. She took his name. That’s right, she’s now officially Sarah Michelle Prinze (unlike what the video below might suggest). I don’t get this. Doesn’t Sarah Michelle know about something called the Internet? Who the hell is going to search for “Nude Sarah Michelle Prinze Photos”? And what about all those blogs with her name as a category/tag? They’re not going to change that, and I’m not going to add Sarah Michelle Prinze, in case they get divorced. Way to ruin your celebrity brand.