Okay this, must be a trick: Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson dating. Jessica just doesn’t strike me as his type. He’s funny and intelligent. She’s… well… not. And depending on how the light strikes her, she sometimes looks like a guy. Then again, she’s also looked kind of like Britney Spears in some pics. Maybe she’s one of those shape-changing alien lizards that most of Earth’s ruling class and entertainers are supposedly descended from.