Not surprisingly some people feel that models are shallow. Tyra Banks takes this one step further by being so neurotic about her hair that she won’t bed down with a man lest he see her sans wig. I guess talking about vajayays on her talkshow doesn’t get her horny eough.

Apparently Amy Winehouse - who has previously denied doing drugs - pulled something out of her bra and pressed it to her nose. While she was doing a concert in London last week. However, Amy has vowed to get clean by Christmas or seek treatment. Considering husband Blake - who was arrested after a raid on their house - will be in jail past Christmans, she not be clean by then.

What a great boyfriend Johnny Depp is. He gave his diminutive French model/ singer girlfriend/ life partner, Vanessa Paradis, a vineyard as a present. That’s for her completing a new abum.

The vineyard is in Plan de la Tour, in Provence, France. Would Vanessa have expected anything less than French wine? Then again, they do in or near Plan de la Tour.

What is this? The 1970s? First the Osmond Brothers plan to tour and now the Jackson Five could follow suit. One of these things is not like the other. That’s probably what you’d think upon seeing Jacko - freshly “white-skinned” - on stage with his brothers. Or will he make them have facial surgery like sister Janet did?

Britney Spears new album, Blackout, is starting to suffer on the charts. After only a month, less than 450,000 copies of the CD have been sold. It’s also dropping on the iTunes list, down to #13. Maybe if she actually promoted the album, instead of picking up male waiters, going to Vegas for liposuction, running over paparazzi and police officers and running red lights?

You’ve no doubt read that explorer Christopher Columbus had intended to find India but discovered America instead (despite it having been discovered long before Chris by Amerigo Vespucci and others). And you might have heard that modern-day explorer Paris Hilton wants to help drunken elephants in India. So did Paris, like, head for India and somehow end up in China for Thanksgiving? Don’t forget to come back for your million dollar payday in Vegas this New Year’s Eve.

Boy George hasn’t been doing anything important lately, so to stay in the news, he’s been getting into trouble. At presented, he’s to stand trial for kinky sex charges. He supposedly handcuffed a Norwegian man to a bed and brandished sex toys at him. They met on the website Gaydar, and the man agreed to pose for pics and get paid nearly $900.

Now what’s really freaky is that Boy George could spend life in prison for this, if he’s convicted, because the charges against him are false imprisonment. Right, murder is much more acceptable these days in society - at least you’d think so when you consider how many murderers (some famous) get a relative slap on the wrist.

Nick Bollea aka Nick Hogan, son of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was declared a dangerous driver and lost his license for one year. I applaud Florida state for this. Let’s hope that California follows this example and suspends the licenses of twits like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, both of whom have had driving “incidents” this year.

Other reports indicate that Terry Gene Bollea (Hulk Hogan) and wife Linda Marie Bollea are headed for divorce court. Maybe Nick was acting out frustration?

Georgette Civil, mother of Blake Fielder-Civil and mother-in-law of Amy Winehouse, appears to be pleased that her son is in jail, after he was arrested when the Winehouse/ Fielder-civil home was raided by police. According to her, it’s the only way to stop the two from “killing themselves.” Fielder-Civil will be spending Christmas in jail.

Let’s be morbid for a moment… Speaking of killing, Peter Pepper, Amy’s former session musician, claims she killed his hamster Georgie Porgie. Maybe the hamster begged for it, so he wouldn’t have to endure the stupid name?

Don’t know about you, but even though Hayden Panettiere turned 18 recently, it’s a bit creepy that she’ll be in the Dec 2007 GQ magazine - in a sassy pink bink no less. Have a look at these pics and you’ll know what I mean - makeup that makes her look in her 30s but body and bikini panties that make her look barely in her late teens.

I mean, most magazine stories are done 3 or more months ahead of time. So wouldn’t these photos have been done when she was still 17 - and not yet being issued arrest warrants for trying to save dolphins in Japan, unintentionally flashing her panties while exiting a vehicle, or being seen in public with NeYo yet claiming to be single? Whew, take a breath. On the other hand, the pics were done by famous star photog Ellen von Unwerth, who has a penchant for taking sexy pics of young actresses.

I guess there’s some sort of advanced raygun in Hollyweird that infects young actresses with a “gone wild” virus once they turn 18. And of course, there’s another raygun that’s impregnated most of femaled Hollyweird. Will Hayden be next? Gawd I hope not; she’s way too young.