You’ve no doubt read that explorer Christopher Columbus had intended to find India but discovered America instead (despite it having been discovered long before Chris by Amerigo Vespucci and others). And you might have heard that modern-day explorer Paris Hilton wants to help drunken elephants in India. So did Paris, like, head for India and somehow end up in China for Thanksgiving? Don’t forget to come back for your million dollar payday in Vegas this New Year’s Eve.